Something so simple but so hard to do. Back in December or January I bought a groupon for a horseback ride. In fact I bought 2 so I could easily drag a friend or a special date. The next 3-4 months planning this simple little ride became more of a job then actually doing it. From planning it, to the weather, to personal drama/dating, to not being able to contact the Polo Club (Whole another Story on that)
My dear friend Haley was trying to get to Hawaii for the past couple of months so when my friend was able to get her a Buddy pass I told her this would be a perfect time since I had no roommate and not much going on. She said she would surprise her mom for mothers day and it would work out perfectly. Fast forward a week and me and Haley find our selves on the North Shore. After several calls to the Polo club with no return calls we decided to pop in.
Haley being Haley which is pretty much being Hot we were able to, I mean she was able to flirt a private Horsebike Ride with just me and her. Winning! I can honestly say I did not know I was going to be scared shitless of these horses, but I was!! I couldn’t get 5 feet to them without shaking and running away. Haley walked right up to any horse and started to pet them. So when the instructor asked me to get up, I just did it really quickly so I didn’t need to think about it. After 2 minutes of instructions I would be a Pro. NOT!!!
My horse was sick/retarded/or didn’t like me. He didn’t listen to my commands and kept eating and turning wherever. Our instructor was more intent to tell us that she should be tipped then tell us anything. If it wasn’t for haley i would have been bummed. But she broke ever rule when the lady turned her back from taking pictures, asking to ride faster and doing what ever she wanted. I was die laughing while holding on for dear life. All in All, I had a blast, I just wouldn’t go back there for a ride. I hear the polo matches are amazing but those rides suck balls.
Love you Haley and #3 finally checked!
Me crapping my Pants!!
Haley and I
Haley and I taking pictures, Yea we were suppose to not, but by the end of the ride. Fork It!!
